yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

officialunitedstates:

whats the deal with snakes.  do they poop out of their tail?  isn’t their whole body a tail

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

"A person’s tongue can give you the taste of his heart."
Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyyah (via psych-facts)
"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."
lntroduction (via bl-ossomed)

Gillette Stadium, Foxborough MA 8/7 
575

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

michaelsrainbowhair:

I THINK I NEED MY LIFE ALERT BC IVE FALLEN AND CANT GET UP

To forget someone is hard. Because almkst every fucken song that you hear reminds you of some sort of memory that you had with that person. Then you cant even look at a picture of them cause your scared you might fall desperately in love with them again.