noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
rangerkimmy:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

are you implying the fat pug makes this any less elegant because you would be wrong
foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

bun

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing


'Heart of a Woman', Zhang XiuYuan by Wang Xin

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that
fondhalo:

+

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

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