Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me
whats the deal with snakes. do they poop out of their tail? isn’t their whole body a tail
HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK
i ship me and money
To forget someone is hard. Because almkst every fucken song that you hear reminds you of some sort of memory that you had with that person. Then you cant even look at a picture of them cause your scared you might fall desperately in love with them again.