if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
when something is stuck in your eye in public